My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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