Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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