i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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