What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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