Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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