Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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