OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
