Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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