uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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