This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You're like the curious george of whores
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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