this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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