okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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