every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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