I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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