i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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