She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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