Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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