hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
COCAINE IS GR8
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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