dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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