try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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