idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
then he tried to convert me to islam
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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