so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I have fence marks all over my body
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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