There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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