If i come over, it means nothing
My underwear smells like fireworks.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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