STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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