belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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