I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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