I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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