that's an acceptable place to lick
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I love you. Go after that dick
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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