I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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