You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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