you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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