I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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