Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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