I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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