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  Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.

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  I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.

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• (530): View more from California

  Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success

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  Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.

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