wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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