Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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