I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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