Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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