Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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