So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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