My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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