Can Purell be used as lube?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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