this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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