And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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