i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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