Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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