I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize