P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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