That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
