This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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