Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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