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• (541): View more from Oregon

  its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.

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  Already at 3 and it's not even noon.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.

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• (661): View more from California

  He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".

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• (310): View more from California

  she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving

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• (415): View more from California

  HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.

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