their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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