Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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